WHEN ONE IS EXPECTING

imyourdestinymotherfucker:

Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):

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BUT WAIT

THIS:

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IS:

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SOME:

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OF THE BRILLIANT:

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STUFF IT HAS IN IT:

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driveshaftgroupie:

skypestripper:

when u burn someone in front of ur friends

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demeaniac:

one sentence horror story: “seems like we’re the last two people on earth, m’lady”

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catp0rn:

theveganescapist:

guavasaur:

dimedog:

a small cat

a baby

that’s the purriest meow I’ve ever heard

I need to pet this cat

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